Description
If you're lucky enough to have the chance, you would be a pendejo to pass it up!My Expertise
Vegan-ising any and everything, sitting through tattoos without wincing, befriending your pet and local animals, getting fired from the local strip club, judging you based off your astrology chart, being good (and bad) with my mouth, making the best damn cup of coffee (cafecitos, cappucinos, lattes, drip, french press, cold brew...I love coffee!)
What turns me on
Turn ons: Silver foxes (men, not the animal), american express, weed, body hair, shower sex, exhibitionism, submissive men, Australians Turn offs: English accents, male doms, young men, sagittarians