Description
umm, IM FRICKEN GREAT OK. (its a trap, run)My Expertise
I'm an ASE certified master tech. I can tear down a motor and sometimes put it back together I can eat an entire large pizza in less than 30 minutes I can sleep over 12 hours straight with no drugs involved I have this magic trick where i go from looking like a troll doll to looking like a model, only takes 1 hour and an assload of makeup!
What turns me on
turn ons: chubby, beard, tattoos, that nasty shit. turn offs: bad attitudes and people who make my shows about money.