Mysterieusse

I am good with being sarcasthic, washing my teeth, painting my toenails, converting something ordinary into something extraordinary.

Cheap men and men who have sex with their socks on really turns me off! Yuck! I am not asking anything to be nice with you and smile, but I really appreciate if you appreciate my time. ;) So being generous with me is a real turn on. I like surprises, so if you know how to surprise me, then you are my man. Buying me a pizza without me knowing could be nice. A tokens pizza. Hahaha. You know what I mean. I trust that you are intelligent enough.