My Expertise
My talent is making you cum
What turns me on
Some women are turned on by douchebags because they mistake their douchebaggery for strength and confidence. I am smart enough to tell the difference (UPDATE:: At the time I wrote this, four years ago, I was NOT smart enough to tell the difference), don't be a douche bag. Now that is not to say I haven't been fooled in the past. Some men are very good at hiding the fact that they need a constant stream of new vaginas. I'm still searching for a way to tell which men have no interest in monogamy.