Description
I'm the whole package. No exaggeration.My Expertise
Cooking, skating, MacGuyvering, shotgunning beers, haiku on the fly, regurgitating useless facts, amateur doctoring, fucking up a good thing
What turns me on
Turn ons: Accountability, kindness, thoughtfulness, actions that speak louder than words, gardenias, clean sheets, warm weather, meteor showers, really good wine. Turn offs: Liars, cowards, mean people, having my time wasted, having my integrity questioned, and gaslighting. Fuck that.
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