Description
Because I'm awesome. Duh.My Expertise
Tripping over my own feet and getting choked on water.
What turns me on
People that shave off all of their pubic hair... C'mon, I'm not trying to fuck a pre-teen. Geezus. Keep those balls, that shaft, and everything clit down clean for me. Leave the rest. Please & Thank you. There's also nothing sexier than a man brushing his teeth. Seriously, suds up that bod for me. Bad hygiene will turn me off faster than anything else.